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Mauve alert!

The front and sleeves of my hoodie – my original Earth-made hoodie – were coated in blood.

Mauve alert!

The front and sleeves of my hoodie – my original Earth-made hoodie – were coated in blood.

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Facebook, part the fifth

I'm at my wits' end. Trying to unf*%k my Facebook account doesn't seem to be working. I tried setting up a new account. But that didn't work either.

Facebook, part the fifth

I'm at my wits' end. Trying to unf*%k my Facebook account doesn't seem to be working. I tried setting up a new account. But that didn't work either.

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Facebook, part the fourth

I spent another hour talking to Facebook support again today. The support team I've managed to reach thus far doesn't specialise in security. They can't directly help with 2FA, but...

Facebook, part the fourth

I spent another hour talking to Facebook support again today. The support team I've managed to reach thus far doesn't specialise in security. They can't directly help with 2FA, but...

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Facebook, part the third

And now for the third update. Without the ability to run ads to my shop, I'm pouring money down the drain on a fancy website that no one's buying from.

Facebook, part the third

And now for the third update. Without the ability to run ads to my shop, I'm pouring money down the drain on a fancy website that no one's buying from.

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Facebook, part the second

Continued from part the first. Oh, friends. Do I have an update for you. A very kind author friend who has some serious magic contacted Facebook on my behalf. She...

Facebook, part the second

Continued from part the first. Oh, friends. Do I have an update for you. A very kind author friend who has some serious magic contacted Facebook on my behalf. She...

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Facebook, part the first

Oh, friends. Do I have a tale of internet stupidity for you. This is the story of me trying – and repeatedly failing – to set myself up to advertise...

Facebook, part the first

Oh, friends. Do I have a tale of internet stupidity for you. This is the story of me trying – and repeatedly failing – to set myself up to advertise...